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I’M NOT IGNORING YOU — I’M PRIORITIZING MY PEACE -
I’M NOT LAZY, I’M IN ENERGY-SAVING MODE -
I’M NOT PROCRASTINATING — I’M STRATEGICALLY DELAYING -
I’M NOT RUDE — I JUST HAVE THE EMOTIONAL RANGE OF A SPOON TODAY -
I’M NOT SPECIAL — I’M JUST LIMITED EDITION -
I’M SILENT, NOT NICE — THERE’S A DIFFERENCE -
LOOKING FOR WHO THE FUCK ASKED YOU -
LOW BATTERY — SOCIAL MODE SHUTTING DOWN -
MENTALLY OUT OF OFFICE -
MY FACE ALONE SAYS “NO” 90% OF THE TIME -
MY GIVE-A-DAMN BROKE A LONG TIME AGO -
MY HOBBIES INCLUDE AVOIDING PEOPLE -
MY LEVEL OF SARCASM DEPENDS ON YOUR LEVEL OF STUPID -
MY PATIENCE IS TESTED DAILY — MOSTLY BY PEOPLE -
MY VIBE TODAY DON’T. -
NOT FAST NOT FURIOUS -
PLEASE HOLD — I’M TRYING TO CARE -
PLEASE STOP TALKING — YOU’RE MAKING MY BRAIN HURT -
RUNNING ON COFFEE, CHAOS AND BAD DECISIONS -
SARCASM: BECAUSE BEATING PEOPLE IS ILLEGAL -
SMILE… OR DON’T. I’M NOT YOUR BOSS -
THE MORE I LEARN ABOUT PEOPLE, THE MORE I LIKE MY COFFEE MACHINE -
THE SCIENTIFIC METHOD — STEP 1: FUCK AROUND — STEP 2: FIND OUT -
THERE’S NO NEED TO REPEAT YOURSELF I IGNORED YOU JUST FINE THE FIRST TIME
