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ATTEMPTING TO GIVE A FUCK — PLEASE WAIT…

BEFORE YOU SPEAK, LET ME STOP YOU — NO.

CAN’T GET FIRED IF YOU DON’T HAVE A JOB

CAN’T TALK — BUSY PRETENDING EVERYTHING IS FINE

CURRENT STATUS SURVIVING PURELY OUT OF SPITE

DON’T WORRY LADIES — I’M STILL SINGLE!

EMOTIONALLY AVAILABLE TO MYSELF ONLY

I BRING “WTF” ENERGY EVERYWHERE I GO

I DON'T LISTEN TO Bullsh**

I DON’T HAVE THE ENERGY TO PRETEND TO LIKE YOU TODAY

I DON’T RISE AND SHINE — I CAFFEINATE AND HOPE

I PUT THE "PRO" IN CRAS

IF COMMON SENSE WAS A CURRENCY, YOU’D BE BROKE

IF I’VE EVER OFFENDED YOU I’M SORRY THAT YOU’RE A LITTLE BITCH

IF YOU DON’T LIKE ME, THAT’S A YOU PROBLEM

INTROVERTS UNITE — SEPARATELY IN YOUR OWN HOMES

IT’S FINE I’M FINE EVERYTHING IS FINE

I’D AGREE WITH YOU BUT THEN WE’D BOTH BE WRONG

I’D LISTEN BUT I’VE REACHED MY QUOTA FOR BULLSHIT TODAY

I’M NOT A CONTROL FREAK — BUT YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG

I’M NOT A MORNING PERSON OR A NIGHT PERSON — I’M A “DON’T TALK TO ME” PERSON

I’M NOT ARGUING, I’M EXPLAINING WHY I’M RIGHT

I’M NOT BOSSY — I JUST KNOW WHAT YOU SHOULD BE DOING